Rachel Gertz

Decent Exposure

Sharing the slightly censored reality that is nGen Works.

My Story

I’m the well-dressed one who is usually throwing jokes around the virtual office. My latest writing escapades and affinity for telling stories, and organizing things have led me straight into the nGeneer’s seat. And I’m thrilled to be sitting here, helping with sales, managing projects, content strategizing, and telling fantastical stories about how nGen has become a creative leader in a world that changes faster than a chameleon in drag.

Believe It or Not

At age two I earned a whistling lung after a losing battle to a roasted peanut. Thankfully it was extracted about three days later. I still enjoy the odd nut to this day, but I’m careful to chew it an extra 32.3 times before swallowing.

Odd Job

Suicide Prevention Program Coordinator

On the Nightstand

A White Russian.

On the Bookshelf

A really old glass of water sprouting sea monkeys.

Guilty Pleasure

Asking nihilists existential questions.

Perverse Rdio Purchase

The Budapest Gypsy Orchestra

Greatest Fear

Losing my thumbs in a wrestling match with a headless bass. I’m not even in a band.